Friday, October 30, 2009

This is Quick, but Not Quite Painless

(complete with high definition photos!)

Concert in Iowa City tonight. The journey started in Ames, then to Pella, where I briefly got to hang with my sister Kate. She's so cool. Then I drove to Iowa City. It was easily one of the top 5 most terrifying drives ever. Right up there with driving to Minneapolis through an ice storm, falling asleep at the wheel on the way back from Davenport, and a couple instances of driving through tornado zones. This was bad, because it was really windy, really rainy, really dark, really foggy, and I was by myself. It looked kind of like this:



I got to Iowa City a bit late, due to the weather, and missed the opening band. I walked in, and Nate Ruess followed me through the door. That was kind of cool, I guess. fun. took forever to sound check. They had four microphones, and could only seem to get any combination of 2 of them to work. They finally figured it out, but they continued to have some mega feedback issues, and they played their entire first song, "Benson Hedges" with the house music playing in the background. Way to go sound guys. It's like everyone knew it was playing EXCEPT for the guy in charge of shutting it off. Awkward.



Nate was nonetheless in good spirits. Apparently he was born in Iowa City, and all of his aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents are from the nearby town of West Liberty, where he also used to live. His grandmother was in attendance, and he dedicated "The Gambler" to her. It was sweet. Iowa needs to stop emigrating all of it's musical talent. Brian Fennell's (of Barcelona) grandmother is from Des Moines...

Anberlin actually rocked my face off. I think I'm going to try to see them again this winter when they come back around with Thursday. They pretty much sound exactly like Thursday, only no screams. They had a lot of bass noise, with his vocals piercing over the top.



After they were playing, I saw Eddie from Taking Back Sunday out on a smoke break. He was visibly annoyed by this elderly couple talking to him. I heard the man ask him who gets to drive the bus, and Eddie's like "...the bus driver..." Awkward.

Taking Back Sunday was better than expected, even though both their singers had broken feet. The new Fred/John Nolan guy was wearing a boot, and Adam was on crutches, with torn tendons in his foot. Weird. It actually made him look really cool, because sometimes he used one crutch and looked pirate-ish, and sometimes he limped slowly around stage with one hand in his pocket while every one else went nuts on stage. He looked like he was the shit with all that cool around him. And he's a magician with the microphone twirly maneuvers. The drummer rocks so hard. Damn.

(see him with his crutch?)

Other notes: lots of drunk people, lots of cute girls. One cute girl actually told me I was cute. I could smell the alcohol on her breath, but I high-fived to that anyways. Then she wandered off.

Cool beans.

K bye.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bunny and the Bull

I heard earlier this year that the greatest TV show ever, The Mighty Boosh, was coming out with a movie! Well, it turns out that is partially true. By the way, if you haven't heard of the Might Boosh, Google that shit. It's completed its third season on the BBC over in Britain, and was syndicated to Adult Swim over here in the States earlier this year (I don't know if it's still on or not, but it used to be on Saturday nights at midnight). All three seasons were released on DVD over here in the States back in July.

Anyways, this movie, Bunny and the Bull, isn't really a proper Mighty Boosh movie, but it was directed by Paul King (Boosh's director) and written by Mark Everson (one of the Boosh writers). It also features cameo appearances by Mighty Boosh characters including Noel Fielding and Julian Barrett: here's a sneak clip, with Julian Barrett as the dog breeder:



The movie was filmed on a budget of 1 million British Pounds, and is apparently about two guys who sit in their apartment and goes on an imaginary journey around Europe. This film did well at the Toronto, London, and Rome film festivals, and is scheduled for release in the UK on November 27 this year. It remains to be seen if and when it will come across the pond.

Monday, October 26, 2009

NFL Week 7 Power Rankings

Yeah, the Monday night game isn't quite over, but I've seen enough to rank both the teams. I'm not saying why again. If you've got beef, I'm prepared to defend my position.

1. New Orleans Saints
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. Denver Broncos
4. Pittsburgh Steelers
5. New England Patriots
6. Minnesota Vikings
7. Cincinnati Bengals
8. Baltimore Ravens
9. Atlanta Falcons
10. New York Giants
11. Dallas Cowboys
12. Arizona Cardinals
13. Green Bay Packers
14. Philadelphia Eagles
15. San Diego Chargers
16. New York Jets
17. Miami Dolphins
18. Houston Texans
19. Chicago Bears
20. San Francisco 49ers
21. Buffalo Bills
22. Seattle Seahawks
23. Jacksonville Jaguars
24. Carolina Panthers
25. Washington Redskins
26. Tennessee Titans
27. Detroit Lions
28. Kansas City Chiefs
29. Cleveland Browns
30. Oakland Raiders
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
32. St. Louis Rams

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Movie Sunday (10/25)

So basically what you've got is whatever.

Not too many films out this week. You've got a Michael Jackson documentary coming out on Wednesday, and that guy's only gonna be in theaters for like two weeks. So if you are a Michael fan or whatever, see it sooner rather than later.

Friday's just got some limited releases (weird for Halloween, I know...)

Gentlemen Broncos, from the maker of Napoleon Dynamite, obviously looks fucked up. Funny, though. If you watched Stella, the plot looks the same as the "Novel" episode. Dude writes a book and a desperate author steals the story. It stars Sam Rockwell, Michael Angarano, Jennifer Coolidge, and Jermaine Clement. It's rated PG-13.



Also out is Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day.

It's the sequel to a movie you may have heard of: yup, the Boondock Saints of 1999. That was a cult classic, and has a pretty devout following, so I'm thinking this one is going to do alright. Honestly though, the best part of the first movie was Willem Dafoe, who is not in this one. Other than that, the same main characters are back: Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus are back to kick some ass, it's still directed by Troy Duffy, and Patrick Connolly is back as Il Duce. Looks legit. Rated R.



PEACE!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Best Night Ever

Barcelona/Copeland/Relient K concert = awesome.

Talking to Barcelona both before the show on Twitter, and after in person = awesome.

Meeting LIGHTS outside the venue = awesome.

LIGHTS asking me for a ride = AWESOME.

LIGHTS deciding to take a taxi instead = not so awesome.

Talking with Andrew Lopez for the next 4 hours about how close we were to hanging out with LIGHTS/having her ride in the front seat of my car = bittersweet.

90's dance party back at ISU = awesome.

French toast and eggs at 2:30 a.m. = awesome.

Monday, October 19, 2009

NFL Week 6 Power Rankings

Weird week. I'm handing out lots of mulligans. We're starting to see some distinct tiers developing. Tier 1 is the top 9 or so, tier 2 (teams that I can't figure out) is 10-20, and tier 3 is the rest. I feel like these warrant explanations again, so here goes...

1: New Orleans Saints - This doesn't need much explanation. They haven't just been winning...they've been dominating, with formerly-number-one New York the latest victim.

2: Indianapolis Colts - They will be even more dangerous after a bye week.

3: Denver Broncos - They went to San Diego and won a game I wasn't sure that they could win. The division is theirs, and they continue to impress me. I really like the way Kyle Orton plays.

4: New England Patriots - They may be 4-2, but their record-setting blowout win this week reminds us that they are still a dominant team. When they are clicking, they're unstoppable.

5: Minnesota Vikings - They deserved to lose that game, the way the defense played. That has to be fixed if they want to keep their unbeaten streak going. The good news is the offense had its way with the Baltimore defense.

6: Atlanta Falcons - This is one of the most complete teams in the league. They took advantage of Chicago's mistakes and won a tough game this week.

7: New York Giants - They may have been exposed in a big way this week. They just got manhandled. The defense that had been so stout before needs to regroup if they want to climb back up.

8: Pittsburgh Steelers - They've found a running game in Rashard Mendenhall, and Troy Polamalu is back from his injury. This team is back in business. Watch out.

9: Baltimore Ravens - Despite the three-game losing streak, this is still a very tough and talented team. Their only real issue is the pass defense, and something tells me they get that resolved sooner rather than later.

10: Philadelphia Eagles - Wow. That one will be a mulligan. They moved the ball fairly well and didn't turn it over, but they need to score touchdowns. Injuries to the offensive line hurt, and it is very unlike an Andy Reid team to lose a game they should win. I'm betting he'll fix that quick.

11: Chicago Bears - They kept shooting themselves in the foot with all those penalties and turnovers in the red zone. They need to clean that up. They didn't play too poorly against the Falcons though. Where is Matt Forte?

12: Cincinnati Bengals - Their (supposedly) outstanding secondary got shredded by Matt Schaub and the loss of Antwan Odom for the season hurts in a big way. At least the offense still has talent with Cedric Benson and Carson Palmer. They'll be feisty, but I just don't think this is their year.

13: Green Bay Packers - When they play as well as they did Sunday (which isn't too hard against the Lions), they are tough to stop. Aaron Rodgers is really good when he's not getting beaten up and sacked. The defense was good, but has been inconsistent over the year.

14: Arizona Cardinals - Where did that defense come from? They completely shut down the Seahawks' offense. If the defense can keep up a high level of play, they are going to be a dangerous team again.

15: San Francisco 49ers - A week off couldn't have come at a better time, after getting embarrassed at home. Michael Crabtree should help the offense, but what would help the most is the return of Frank Gore. He makes them a lot better.

16: Miami Dolphins - They were starting to look like the Dolphins of last year: protecting the football and running the ball well. That controls the clock and usually is a good formula for wins.

17: New York Jets - They probably aren't this bad, but as long as Mark Sanchez is in his funk (and his receivers aren't helping much), they aren't going to win much. They ran the football well and still play pretty good defense, but you just can't turn the ball over that much.

18: Houston Texans - This team is VERY inconsistent. The offense (namely the passing game) have been playing at a high level every week, but the defense can never seem to decide whether or not to show up every week. At least this week was a good one. Who knows about next week?

19: San Diego Chargers - This team is still very good (Philip Rivers is very good), but have to be a little deflated after falling to 2-3. They are playing for a wild card spot now. Their defense still needs to generate more pressure. Shawne Merriman has been a ghost.

20: Dallas Cowboys - Here's hoping they figured out some stuff on their bye. It was bad going into it...

21: Carolina Panthers - They won the way they should have been playing all year: running the ball down the defense's throats. I don't have a lot of confidence in Jake Delhomme any more. He turns the ball over too much.

22: Jacksonville Jaguars - Here is another inconsistent team. Last week they got blown out by the Seahawks, then this week they barely beat the Rams at home (it wasn't as close as the score indicated). Yet they still managed to play very well against the Colts and Texans. Weird.

23: Seattle Seahawks - Talk about a bipolar team. They won 41-0 last week, then didn't bother to even show up this week. Matt Hasselbeck gives them a better chance than Seneca Wallace, but he didn't do much of anything this week.

24: Buffalo Bills - They got a good win on the road Sunday night against the Jets. The defense played very well, and I liked the way the offense kept fighting, even with Ryan Fitzpatrick at quarterback. Maybe that will jolt some life into this team.

25: Oakland Raiders - I hate rating them even this high, but you've got to like the way they came out and actually played with emotion this week. They changed their defensive strategy and it effectively confused an Eagles team that was caught completely off guard. Maybe this will be a stepping stone towards improvement. JaMarcus Russell was better, but still not very good.

26: Tampa Bay Buccaneers - The defense can't stop anyone. Time to see what the rookie quarterback has got.

27: St. Louis Rams - They are showing signs of life finally. Marc Bulger played well, and the defense was pretty good (considering past outings)

28: Kansas City Chiefs - The defense played very well, but the offense needs to score touchdowns. I think Matt Cassel is the right guy, but has no support from his offensive line. I'm looking for them to take a tackle early in next year's draft.

29: Cleveland Browns - Josh Cribbs is the only guy on this team worth his salt. Sorry, Josh. Sorry for having to play for Cleveland.

30: Detroit Lions - That was ugly. They need Matt Stafford back.

31: Washington Redskins - I don't think they are actually the second worst team, but they are indeed dysfunctional. They are shifting up the front office, and their offense looks sickly. What's Clinton Portis on your team for anyways, guys?

32: Tennessee Titans - While they probably aren't the worst, they deserve this ranking in every way for this week. 0-59! Ouch. I think it's time to bench Kerry Collins.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Update

Sweet weekend. Two good friends had an awesome wedding followed by an awesome reception. The reception included best sandstorm to ever hit the Earth. It still hasn't quite soaked in that they are married now. Weird. Taylor and Clayton: I'm proud of you guys.

The best part is seeing all the cool people who I don't see often enough. You guys rock. And I met some pretty awesome people too.

Movies coming out this week:

Amelia (looks boring)
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (looks retarded)
Motherhood (doesn't interest me)
Astro Boy (kid's movie)
Saw VI (no comment)

I'm supposed to have this ethnography about intimate economies in Bangkok or some shit read by tomorrow, but I can't read more than 3 or 4 sentences before I find something better to do. Dumb.

One thing I've learned: grades don't matter. Experience does. Communication skills do. Sorry, GPA, I've decided to just hang out ALL THE TIME.

Crazy NFL week. I've got one thing to say about that: RIDE ON PATRIOT!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Lazr Tag

I played laser tag tonight. This is what I looked like:



This is what my enemies looked like:

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

NFL Week 5 Power Rankings

I'm going to continue to see how long I can get away with not giving an explanation before someone complains.

1: New York Giants
2: New Orleans Saints
3: Indianapolis Colts
4: Denver Broncos
5: Minnesota Vikings
6: Atlanta Falcons
7: Philadelphia Eagles
8: New England Patriots
9: Cincinnati Bengals
10: Pittsburgh Steelers
11: Baltimore Ravens
12: Chicago Bears
13: New York Jets
14: San Francisco 49ers
15: Miami Dolphins
16: Green Bay Packers
17: Arizona Cardinals
18: San Diego Chargers
19: Dallas Cowboys
20: Seattle Seahawks
21: Houston Texans
22: Carolina Panthers
23: Jacksonville Jaguars
24: Detroit Lions
25: Washington Redskins
26: Tennessee Titans
27: Cleveland Browns
28: Buffalo Bills
29: Kansas City Chiefs
30: St. Louis Rams
31: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
32: Oakland Raiders

Monday, October 12, 2009

Sexman

Most badass kid on the internet:



ahahahahahahaha! He just gets up and says "sexman."


This dude's hilarious. His YouTube channel is here.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Movie Sunday (10/11)

Time to look at this week's upcoming movies!

Let's start with Black Dynomite. Starring Michael Jai White, it essentially looks like a more badass version of Pootie Tang, which I am okay with. Unfortunately, this one is only coming to select theaters. If it restricted content doesn't offend you, you can catch the red band trailer here.
The movie is rated R.



Next, we have Law Abiding Citizen. Starring Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx, it's about this guy (Butler) who's family is killed, so he gets revenge on everyone. It's a pretty generic plot, but I feel like it could still be pretty suspenseful. Butler and Foxx are more than capable actors. This one is also rated R.




Also in theaters this Friday is The Stepfather. I think this one is going to be the worst of the bunch. It's about this guy who's skeptical of his mom's new husband, then it turns out that the dude (presumably) is a wanted murderer. Stupid plot. I'm not convinced of Penn Badgley's ability to act, and I don't like Sela Ward. Dylan Walsh looks like he might be okay, and Amanda Heard is essentially eye candy. Also, it's PG-13. I find PG-13 horror movies to be the WORST.



Last, but certainly not least, is Where the Wild Things Are. Based on the book by Maurice Sendak and directed by Spike Jonze, this is one of the more anticipated films of the year (certainly for me). I've already posted about how excited I am for it's release this Friday. This one is rated PG.

We Can't Control Our Lives.

I used to think we could, but tonight I changed my mind.



Wait. Yes we can.


Hell, I don't know.


rapidly losing my ability to function,
BRYAN

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

I Don't Care if This Post Even Has a Title.

I went to a funeral on Saturday. The lady that died was Esther Stenzel. She was my dad's old neighbor, and kind of part of our adopted family. She was 96. I didn't really know her, but she was close to the family. She didn't really have much of a family of her own. Everyone had either died or moved thousands of miles away. Our family was really the only crowd at the funeral. As I looked at her during the visitation (reluctantly--embalmed bodies weird me out), I couldn't help but think of my grandfather whom I went to visit in the hospital the day before; and about my dog, who is scheduled to pass away within the next month; and about my parakeet, who can barely move because she has a tumor the about the same size as her on her breast; all she does is sit and cry. I thought about all the people I knew who died, and even the people I didn't know. It's crazy when you stop and think about how short life is; how it's subject to change without a moment's notice.

It's getting colder now. I hate it. My room is an icebox. My feet are always frozen, and I wake up in the night shivering. I think that the temperature has a direct correlation with my mood.

I've been all out of sorts ever since school started again. I can't seem to get it figured out. I'm having a terrible time making decisions. I change my mind abruptly and frequently. I can't focus on anything. I can't get motivated to do anything. I am absentminded. I don't feel like I am heading in any particular direction right now. I've just been kind of waiting out the days, letting myself drift aimlessly until it works itself out.

I should be more pro-active in life. My fortune cookie yesterday told me to leave nothing to chance. I should be making positive steps towards what I want.

I have no idea what that is.

Monday, October 5, 2009

NFL Week 4 Power Rankings

Here's my rankings. I'm feeling lazy cocky tonight, and decided that my rankings need no explanation, because I don't feel like it they are inherently correct. So there.

1: New Orleans Saints
2: New York Giants
3: Indianapolis Colts
4: New England Patriots
5: Baltimore Ravens
6: Minnesota Vikings
7: Denver Broncos
8: Philadelphia Eagles
9: New York Jets
10: San Francisco 49ers
11: Atlanta Falcons
12: Chicago Bears
13: Pittsburgh Steelers
14: Cincinnati Bengals
15: Green Bay Packers
16: Jacksonville Jaguars
17: Miami Dolphins
18: Dallas Cowboys
19: Houston Texans
20: San Diego Chargers
21: Arizona Cardinals
22: Carolina Panthers
23: Buffalo Bills
24: Washington Redskins
25: Detroit Lions
26: Tennessee Titans
27: Seattle Seahawks
28: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
29: Cleveland Browns
30: Kansas City Chiefs
31: Oakland Raiders
32: St. Louis Rams

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Movie Sunday (10/4)

Another week, another round of film releases! Let's go over those slated for release this Friday, October 9.

The big one is Couples Retreat. It's got a pretty good cast, featuring Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, Fazion Love, Malin Akerman, and Jon Favreau. I think it will probably be pretty funny, but my hopes aren't too sky high, mostly because Vince Vaughn is pretty trite, and the PG-13 rating will hold it back.



Also out this week in select theaters are: Bronson, An Education, Adventures of Power, and St. Trinian's.

Bronson, starring Tom Hardy, is about a boy who is sentenced to 7 years in prison for robbing a post office, but ends up spending 34 years after he develops an alter ego and becomes violent. It looks like one of those funny-bloody British movies that Guy Ritchie would make.



An Education, while having a pretty good cast (Peter Sarsgaard, Alfred Molina, Dominic Cooper, Rosamund Pike) looks downright boring.



Adventures of Power looks hilarious. It's about a guy who worked in the copper mines of the West, but his real passion is for air-drumming, so he goes to Newark to chase his dreams of being an air-drummer. It kind of sounds like the plot to a Ben Stiller movie (Zoolander meets Dodgeball?) but it looks really funny. Plus it's got Jane Lynch and Adrian Grenier in it.



I don't know what to think about St. Trinian's. It was released like 2 years ago in the UK, but is just making its way to US theatres. I'm betting it is going to be dumb-funny. Russell Brand makes it worth seeing.

Take Apart Your Head

I went to Chicago yesterday to see Brand New and Manchester Orchestra at the Aragon Ballroom.

It was probably the sweetest venue I've been to. It looked like a big Spanish Courtyard, surrounded by balconies and turrets and porticoes. The ceiling had a cool painting on it. It looked like the night sky, partially obscured by clouds and tree branches. There were at least 1000 people packed into this courtyard, and it was therefore insanely hot. It was raining outside, so it was really humid in there too.

The band that opened was pretty good. They were a local band with a female lead vocalist/guitarist, which is nice. They made a lot of cool sounds, but didn't really have any catchy hooks or anything. The other problem was, I never figured out what they were called. I just looked it up, and apparently they were "Sybis."

Manchester Orchestra was good, just like the last time I saw them. They just sound really good and put on a great show.

Brand New blew my mind. I was a little disappointed that they didn't play an encore, and didn't play much of their old stuff. They only played "No Seatbelt Song" off their first album, and "Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades," "Jaws Theme Swimming," "Okay I Believe You, but My Tommy Gun Don't," and "Play Crack the Sky" off of Deja Entendu. From The Devil and God are Raging Inside of Me, they opened the show with "You Won't Know," followed with "Degausser." They also played "Sowing Season (Yeah)," "Jesus Christ," and "Archers." I'm still not too familiar with their new album, but I counted 5 songs off of it. "Vices" was sick. They also played "You Stole," "Bought a Bride," "Sink," and "At the Bottom."

I really wanted to hear more off of Your Favorite Weapon, and I can't believe they didn't play "The Quiet Things that No One Ever Knows." I also really wanted to hear "Not the Sun." Oh well. Still a great show.